My Wife's Favorite Pickle

Happily married? Now we know why.

Other pickles? Your wife hates them. Want to impress your in-laws? Wear this every time you see them. Shabbat with your Boja (brother in law)? Bring our pickles and get him a shirt too. Buying this for your man? He’ll know you have great taste. Get one for your dad, your dog, your grandpa, your ochimo. 20% off, just the way your wife likes it.

Uncle Edik’s Pickles, disrespectfully good.